Crazy Pizza Slot
You’re about to become the craziest chef around when you create one of your whacky creations in Crazy Pizza. This slot machine is off the chain loony, with the ingredients of your best crusts pulling faces as you slice and dice them, ready for when you serve them up on your next great dish. Food has never been this tasty and yet so unstable, their eyes rolling around whenever the 3 reels start spinning.
A jaunty diner tune will serenade you as you knead and flip your way to thin crust perfection, the mozzarella freshly grated and ready to be sprinkled on top. There’s no stuffed crusts or cheesy extras to be had here, just classic Italian cooking at its finest.
You can hold the onions, go wild with the anchovies, and douse your pizza in so many hot peppers that you’ll customers will be breathing fire for a month; it’s your kitchen, your pizza, your way. The 3 winlines have said as much, and who better to listen to that the internal gods of the traditional slot machine?
Rustic Cooking
The diner and its kitchen may be modern and new, but the way you cook comes from the heart, a family recipe that’s been passed down through the generations and has now fallen to you. It’s rustic and quaint, with very few even aware that living vegetables are involved in the contents of the meal.
Deciding which topping should go with what isn’t a decision you usually make by yourself, for you normally allow the activity to do all the thinking for you. Once that handle has been tapped and everything starts moving, it’s anyone’s guess as to what will show up; sometimes you won’t even get a firm answer.
All the Toppings
Move over fancy and unnecessary toppings, like banana, we’ve got a hunger in our hearts for the more earthy and savoury flavours. Our particular favourite is the onion, preferably whole to give a quirky kick for the tastebuds to react to; you’ll need at least three if you’re to get any decent rewards. Three onions give you a return of 250 credits, showing just how much the public savours the unusual tastes of your food.
Sadly however, the anchovies hardly ever get used, their small but purple bodies dividing the nation as much as Marmite. Whether you love or hate them, a dosage of three will result in a €30 payout, a reasonable amount that will help pay for the next pizza you yourself decide to eat.
The Ultimate Pizza
The paytable of ingredients is nothing compared to the final product: a slice of pizza itself. They’re not greedy at Crazy Pizza, three slices will be more than enough to satisfy them, and it’s no wonder when you take a look at the money it brings. You’ll literally be eating coins when you find all three of them!
A payout of 800 credits is within your grasp, but you need only find just the one slice and you’ll still get a return of 400 coins, which seems pretty good going to us. If you get pizzas all the way through, you won’t ever have to rely on the onions to save the day and your bank balance.
Stocked up
As you’re dealing with food you’ve got a delivery man to pay, with his minimum ask being around the 0.30 mark for the full 3 reels and 3 winlines. However, sometimes he’ll be cheeky and charge €30. This is normally when he’s had a hard day and feels like throwing caution to the wind, so don’t mind his manners too much. No matter your payout, the results will always remain the same.
Now that you’ve sorted all your bills and are ready to get cooking with gas, there’s little left to do but light the ovens with a simple flick of the spin button (or handle), and when that gets too boring you can let the autospins take over.
Up and Coming Chef
Crazy Pizza isn’t what you expect. It sounds like it should be a huge vibrantly themed game, when in fact it’s a niche classic slot with a medium quality design. Nevertheless, it brings all the amusement you could ever need when playing for small bucks.
